i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????
choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal
did i allow u to have fun without me
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel
Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
i hate asking people for things
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
do you ever just get
that’s my friend