im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message
hi i'm lucas and
She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
leaving your sweater on the days you have your coldest classes sucks
Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life